Bank Robbery

[texas_snowman]

A hooded robber enters a crowded bank, points his gun at a terrified teller, hands her a bag and orders her to give him all the money, to which she dutifully complies.
As the crook heads for the exit, money in hand, a young hero type grabs the robber’s hood and pulls it off, revealing his ugly mug for all to see.
The bad guy was not amused. He promptly shot the young man dead. He then whirled around and spotted two wide eyed tellers staring him straight in the face. Since there was no doubt that they too would be able to identify him BANG BANG…they were shot dead as well.
He then slowly turned to the rest of the people in the lobby, who by this time, were all staring at their shoes in fear for their lives. “DID ANYBODY ELSE IN HERE SEE MY FACE ?? “, he shouted excitedly !!
No one spoke or made a move, except for one middle aged man in the corner of the lobby. While keeping his eyes fixed on the floor, he raised his hand just enough to get the bad guy’s attention.
“DID YOU SEE MY FACE ??” the robber shouted !

With a trembling voice the man replied “ n-no sir, I didn’t see n-nuthin’……
…but I think my wife got a pretty good look at you”

[Fastpitch4Life]

A hooded robber enters a crowded bank, points his gun at a terrified teller, hands her a bag and orders her to give him all the money, to which she dutifully complies.
As the crook heads for the exit, money in hand, a young hero type grabs the robber’s hood and pulls it off, revealing his ugly mug for all to see.
The bad guy was not amused. He promptly shot the young man dead. He then whirled around and spotted two wide eyed tellers staring him straight in the face. Since there was no doubt that they too would be able to identify him BANG BANG…they were shot dead as well.
He then slowly turned to the rest of the people in the lobby, who by this time, were all staring at their shoes in fear for their lives. “DID ANYBODY ELSE IN HERE SEE MY FACE ?? “, he shouted excitedly !!
No one spoke or made a move, except for one middle aged man in the corner of the lobby. While keeping his eyes fixed on the floor, he raised his hand just enough to get the bad guy’s attention.
“DID YOU SEE MY FACE ??” the robber shouted !

With a trembling voice the man replied “ n-no sir, I didn’t see n-nuthin’……
…but I think my wife got a pretty good look at you”

HA HA HA! Good one!

[thor2173]

[KekambuS]

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.

"I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said.

"What do you mean?" he asked.

"Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"