Homework

[texas_snowman]

A young girl went up to her father and said, "Dad,
the teacher gave us an assignment to determine
the difference between potentially and
realistically.

Can you help me?" The father thought for a
moment, then answered. "Go ask your
mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your
brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars.

Come back and tell me what you learn from
that."
So the girl went to her mother and asked, "Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to
fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"
The girl then went to her sister and asked,
"Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with
him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"
The girl then went to her brother and asked, "Would
you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million
bucks would buy?"
The girl pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to her dad.
Her father asked, "Did you find out the difference between potentially
and realistically?"
The girl replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting
on three million dollars..............

But....
Realistically,......... We're living with two sluts and a queer.

[Dugout Dad]