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Tiger Woods story didn't pass the smell test

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by Dugout Dad » Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:09 pm

Apparently, his wife has been interested in taking up golf. 2:30am lessons does sound a bit of an odd time to start hitting her Woods :lol:




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What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals?


They both get clubbed by Norwegiens.
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by Brooke's Dad » Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:33 pm

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When asked how many times she hit Tiger with the golf club, she responded, "I'm not sure...put me down for an 8!
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by hit4power » Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:29 am

I bet she used a 9 wood...


Nah, it was one of those "rescue" clubs.....
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by GIMNEPIWO » Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:55 am

http://blogs.golf.com/presstent/2009/12 ... woods.html


" Sharpe said the Adams family did not see the crash and did not see Woods' wife with a golf club. "
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by Joe » Wed Dec 02, 2009 8:50 am

Does this mean he is going to change his name from Tiger to Cheetah?
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by GIMNEPIWO » Wed Dec 02, 2009 10:31 am

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by Dugout Dad » Wed Dec 02, 2009 11:56 am

In golf, don't you get DQ'd for playing the wrong hole.
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by BoomBoomPow » Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:10 pm

Joe wrote:Does this mean he is going to change his name from Tiger to Cheetah?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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by BoomBoomPow » Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:11 pm

Really Now...How many hot chicks do you really need... :mrgreen:
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by Dugout Dad » Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:16 pm

Joe wrote:Does this mean he is going to change his name from Tiger to Cheetah?

Only if he starts going after the older and experienced Cougar Babes
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