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by softballmafia » Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:07 am

Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, & to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife, & to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American gov't appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists & applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !
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by GIMNEPIWO » Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:43 pm

softballmafia wrote:Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, & to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife, & to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American gov't appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists & applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !


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by SoftballIsDope:) » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:22 pm

Niceeee. I doubt any woman would actually do that though.
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by GSB » Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:07 pm

Im in!

Got my chair and 6 pack ready to go.
To each their own.
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by DonnieS » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:32 pm

SoftballIsDope:) wrote:Niceeee. I doubt any woman would actually do that though.


You dont want to miss out if they do. Its only being patriotic after all. They need our support.
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by SoftballIsDope:) » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:07 am

Yeah that's true.
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