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by as the world turns » Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:34 am

Nuts… Phoenix to Recruit Minority Lifeguards – Even If They Can’t Swim
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2013/04/nuts-phoenix-to-recruit-minority-lifeguards-even-if-they-cant-swim/
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by ontheblack » Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:03 am

Why not? Our schools hire teachers who cant teach and the Feds hire finance gurus who cant reconcile a checkbook.
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by Pale Rider » Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:02 pm

ontheblack wrote:Why not? Our schools hire teachers who cant teach and the Feds hire finance gurus who cant reconcile a checkbook.


...Politicians who couldn't run a funnel cake stand...and the people say Amen
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by as the world turns » Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:07 pm

Pale Rider wrote:
ontheblack wrote:Why not? Our schools hire teachers who cant teach and the Feds hire finance gurus who cant reconcile a checkbook.


...Politicians who couldn't run a funnel cake stand...and the people say Amen

You are so right, mooshell would say that funnel cakes are bad for you and the EPA would classify the fry oil as a pollutant.
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by ontheblack » Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:20 pm

From the same gene pool of brain surgeons who say this when asked about why high capacity magazines should be banned:

“If you ban them in the future, the number of these high capacity magazines is going to decrease dramatically over time, because the bullets will have been shot, and there won’t be any more available.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=smFsgtJ4NFw
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by as the world turns » Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:35 pm

ontheblack wrote:From the same gene pool of brain surgeons who say this when asked about why high capacity magazines should be banned:

“If you ban them in the future, the number of these high capacity magazines is going to decrease dramatically over time, because the bullets will have been shot, and there won’t be any more available.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=smFsgtJ4NFw

She is qualified to run for president! What an idiot! The bigger idiots are the democrats who voted her in to represent them.
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by DonnieS » Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:34 pm

This doesn't surprise me at all. We lived there for a long time - I felt obliged to move when my children were first starting school. The PTA meetings we attended had obvious misspelled words - and each time we went, I was the only one to notice. But then, I am from Texas.
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by Kojak » Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:08 pm

That is Political correctness at its finest!!
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by Dugout Dad » Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:23 pm

I like on-the-job training, throw them in the middle of the deep end, if they sink, they are fired.
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by GIMNEPIWO » Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:02 pm

Dugout Dad wrote:I like on-the-job training, throw them in the middle of the deep end, if they sink, they are fired.


No ... They are not fired ... They are the next training excercise ... The possibilities are endless and in the long run they save money on CPR manaquins ...
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