1. "Scattered Farking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
2. "How the fark did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
3. "You want WHAT on the farking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where did all those farking Indians come from?" - Custer,1877
5. "It does so farking look like her!" - Picasso,1926
6. "Where the fark are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
7. "Any farking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
8. "What the fruck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima,1945
9. "I need this parade like I need a faahking hole in the head!" - JFK,1963
10. "Aw c'mon. Who the fyuck is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton