Follow
Donate to HeyBucket.com - Amount:

Welcome Anonymous !

Your Fastpitch Softball Bible
 

The Pub

Come in...

Off topic. Home for jokes and other misc. stuff.
Keep it reasonable.

by anonlooker » Tue May 31, 2011 1:30 pm

There was a knock on the door this morning.
I opened it to find a young man standing there who said:

"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

I said "Come in and sit down."

I offered him coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?"

He said, "Beats the shit out of me, I've never gotten this far before."
Don't worry about tomorrow. You did that yesterday.
User avatar
anonlooker
 
Posts: 3114
Joined: Mon Dec 31, 2007 6:14 pm

by Fastpitch4Life » Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:12 pm

anonlooker wrote:There was a knock on the door this morning.
I opened it to find a young man standing there who said:

"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

I said "Come in and sit down."

I offered him coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?"

He said, "Beats the shit out of me, I've never gotten this far before."



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"I learned the path to Heaven is full of sinners and believers,
learned that happiness on earth ain't just for high achievers."
User avatar
Fastpitch4Life
Premium Member
Premium Member
 
Posts: 729
Joined: Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:24 pm


Return to The Pub