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by hotwheels » Mon Mar 22, 2010 6:36 am

The Pub used to be full of jokes, videos, humor in general....Jokes are all but gone with the videos....This has become a political arena and is out of place on this board....Same 3 or 4 people for the most part....Softball board....Let's kill it!....
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by Dugout Dad » Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:17 am

Politics are a joke these days.
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy.
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You can understand capitalism when you realize that Thomas Edison improved the world more than Karl Marx
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by hotwheels » Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:44 am

Dugout Dad wrote:Politics are a joke these days.


You see...That's true...And funny!
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by Dugout Dad » Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:43 am

Here you go hotwheels:




Leno, O’Brien, and Letterman are spot on….


The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. Leno



America needs Obama-Care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. Leno



Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Conan O'Brien



Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.
Leno



Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners
. Letterman



Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America !
Fallon



Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers.
Kimmel



Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
Letterman
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by hotwheels » Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:58 am

Being a Republican myself that's funny! Ok, you have changed me...Keep the politics...DAMN FUNNY!
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by Skarp » Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:59 am

A Republican who feels entitled to tell other people what they ought to be talking about. Well isn't that nice...
There is no charge for awesomeness
...or attractiveness.
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by DadinThestands » Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:02 am

Some of those jokes are way too funny... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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by Stan the Caddy » Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:29 am

Skarp wrote:A Republican who feels entitled to tell other people what they ought to be talking about. Well isn't that nice...


Now that's funny...
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by Dugout Dad » Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:37 am

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Burn any good books lately?
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