Martian Joke

[StrawberryLady]

Two martians come down to earth, and the first thing they encounter is a gas pump. The first martian says, "TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!" The gas pump doesn't respond. This time the martian pulls out his phaser gun and repeats, "TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER OR I'LL BLAST YOU!" The gas pump doesn't respond. The second martain says, "I don't think you should mess around with this guy. He looks pretty B.A.D to me!" "Nonsense!" says the first martain. "TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!!!" THe gas pump doesn't respond. BLAM!!!! THe first martain shoots and they both get blown into next week. When they come to, the first martain asks, "How did you know that guy gonna be so bad?" The second martain looks at him dumbfounded and says, "Anyone who can wrap their d**k around themselves twice and stick it in their ear's gotta to be BAD!!!"