What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.
Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree?
He couldn't decide between an iron or a wood.
Tiger Woods wife is the only person who can beat him with a golf club!
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing
What club did Elin use to 'rescue' her husband?
A ****ing wedge.
The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods' crash. They are calling it, " Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger.
Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?:
Cheetah
What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common ?
They're both clubbed by Norwegians !
Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.
Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers.
They are said to be named 'Elin Woods'..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."
