Joe wrote:The real problem is that there are too many fat asses sitting in the Walmart foldin' chair at the ball field. Then they go cryin' for someone to pay the bill when they cart their fat butt away for that quad bypass in a year or two. Throw in a pack a day of smokes, 12 pack and the double double bacon burger....and it's all good! Then send me the bill? I mean...WTF!!!
Hmmm, sounds like a project proposal for the stimulus package. Install elliptical trainers down the baseline fences. The regional youth sports health czar will record each adult's name, age and weight upon entering the grounds. (Since the youth sports health czar is monitoring the kids' physical activity and nutritional intake, it's natural that his/her responsibility will expand to include parents who will be at the event.) At the conclusion of pool play, adults will be given their time slots and elliptical settings for "health counseling". Once they finish their assigned counseling session, they will be permitted a visit to the concession stand, where, upon presenting their youth sports health ID number, they will receive their prepackaged nutritional supplements. It's for their own good, you know, and society will benefit due to lower healthcare costs in the future.



























