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by DonnieS » Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:05 pm

jofus wrote:Yeah, Donnie, I'm sure that your comments were taken out of context, misunderstood, blown out of proportion, taken too seriously......

did I forget anything? ;)

In any case, nothing like a cold brew to fix it all up.

Plus, maybe a special task force (using taxpayer money, of course) so we can move forward and learn valuable lessons from the incident.

:twisted:


Oh yea, well, you are being .... uhhh, sexist, racist, something ist. And on top of that , I dont drink, except on days that end in Y.
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by GIMNEPIWO » Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:41 am

DonnieS wrote:
jofus wrote:Yeah, Donnie, I'm sure that your comments were taken out of context, misunderstood, blown out of proportion, taken too seriously......

did I forget anything? ;)

In any case, nothing like a cold brew to fix it all up.

Plus, maybe a special task force (using taxpayer money, of course) so we can move forward and learn valuable lessons from the incident.

:twisted:


Oh yea, well, you are being .... uhhh, sexist, racist, something ist. And on top of that , I dont drink, except on days that end in Y.


I have spoken directly to the head of BAFTWG ( Backyard Association for The Fair Treatment of White Groundhogs ) ... and if the black dogs will agree to funnel some economic stimulus money in their direction for hole improvements, they will agree to stop their class action lawsuit seeking retribution for the years of mistreatment as long as they are allowed free access to the garden ... but the plot thickens ... because as I understand it, white groundhogs are looked down upon by their closely related brown groundhogs ...
... I also don't think that the groundhog in question will be making the trip to Texas since I stuffed him back down their hole ... I, however, would be pleased to represent him on a fact finding ( drinking ) mission ...
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by dittoz » Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:26 am

Being from California and all, I don't think I've ever actually seen a for-real groundhog except for that guy in PA with the stovepipe hat that waves that poor critter around in the air every January.

...and an albino one to boot! The things we learn here on HB... :geek:
Being from NorCal, what do I know anyway???
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by GIMNEPIWO » Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:21 am

dittoz wrote:Being from California and all, I don't think I've ever actually seen a for-real groundhog except for that guy in PA with the stovepipe hat that waves that poor critter around in the air every January.

...and an albino one to boot! The things we learn here on HB... :geek:


Next brown one she gets I'll post a foto for you ...
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by Whizzer86 » Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:28 pm

GIMNEPIWO wrote:HMmmmm? ... I thought dogs were color blind ... therefore, there could be no ethnic or racial profiling ... and in the past month, she has sent 6 'brown' furred ground hogs to their happy hole in the sky ... I didn't ask her if she knew the 'prey of the day' was 'light furred' ? un-brown ? ... color challenged ? ... geesh ... what is the politically correct term ?

Skidder ... after my GNO I wasn't tired ! ... I was invigorated and in touch with my female side ... :lol: I highly recommend it ... :lol: As for the pale sleepy soil-pig ... I tried CPR to no avail :lol:


Don't give your dog too much Credit. The dog has killed "White and Brown" ground hogs but none of any other color? (If they don't come in that color, for the purpose of this discussion, is irrelevant). You're dog is a profiler, no doubt about that. So far she has narrowed her kill to certain racial groups but I would get that dog in therapy as soon as possible to avoid future "racially motivated" charges. Have her kill some rodent of her own color to make sure there is no discrimination shown. At least that way she can get off on a mental rather than facing hate crimes. :D
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by watcher » Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:57 pm

Whizzer86 wrote:
GIMNEPIWO wrote:HMmmmm? ... I thought dogs were color blind ... therefore, there could be no ethnic or racial profiling ... and in the past month, she has sent 6 'brown' furred ground hogs to their happy hole in the sky ... I didn't ask her if she knew the 'prey of the day' was 'light furred' ? un-brown ? ... color challenged ? ... geesh ... what is the politically correct term ?

Skidder ... after my GNO I wasn't tired ! ... I was invigorated and in touch with my female side ... :lol: I highly recommend it ... :lol: As for the pale sleepy soil-pig ... I tried CPR to no avail :lol:


Don't give your dog too much Credit. The dog has killed "White and Brown" ground hogs but none of any other color? (If they don't come in that color, for the purpose of this discussion, is irrelevant). You're dog is a profiler, no doubt about that. So far she has narrowed her kill to certain racial groups but I would get that dog in therapy as soon as possible to avoid future "racially motivated" charges. Have her kill some rodent of her own color to make sure there is no discrimination shown. At least that way she can get off on a mental rather than facing hate crimes. :D


So you are saying she needs to add a skunk to her list of confirmed kills ??
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by Whizzer86 » Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:48 pm

watcher wrote:
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GIMNEPIWO wrote:HMmmmm? ... I thought dogs were color blind ... therefore, there could be no ethnic or racial profiling ... and in the past month, she has sent 6 'brown' furred ground hogs to their happy hole in the sky ... I didn't ask her if she knew the 'prey of the day' was 'light furred' ? un-brown ? ... color challenged ? ... geesh ... what is the politically correct term ?

Skidder ... after my GNO I wasn't tired ! ... I was invigorated and in touch with my female side ... :lol: I highly recommend it ... :lol: As for the pale sleepy soil-pig ... I tried CPR to no avail :lol:


Don't give your dog too much Credit. The dog has killed "White and Brown" ground hogs but none of any other color? (If they don't come in that color, for the purpose of this discussion, is irrelevant). You're dog is a profiler, no doubt about that. So far she has narrowed her kill to certain racial groups but I would get that dog in therapy as soon as possible to avoid future "racially motivated" charges. Have her kill some rodent of her own color to make sure there is no discrimination shown. At least that way she can get off on a mental rather than facing hate crimes. :D


So you are saying she needs to add a skunk to her list of confirmed kills ??


Exactly......... and an aardvark or a badger, maybe a frog as well wouldn't hurt her defense either. Maybe a Peacock to cover all possibilities........... Of course a defense could be made that the dog prefers winter and didn't want the ground hog to see it's shadow.
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by GIMNEPIWO » Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:14 am

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Whizzer86 wrote:
GIMNEPIWO wrote:HMmmmm? ... I thought dogs were color blind ... therefore, there could be no ethnic or racial profiling ... and in the past month, she has sent 6 'brown' furred ground hogs to their happy hole in the sky ... I didn't ask her if she knew the 'prey of the day' was 'light furred' ? un-brown ? ... color challenged ? ... geesh ... what is the politically correct term ?

Skidder ... after my GNO I wasn't tired ! ... I was invigorated and in touch with my female side ... :lol: I highly recommend it ... :lol: As for the pale sleepy soil-pig ... I tried CPR to no avail :lol:


Don't give your dog too much Credit. The dog has killed "White and Brown" ground hogs but none of any other color? (If they don't come in that color, for the purpose of this discussion, is irrelevant). You're dog is a profiler, no doubt about that. So far she has narrowed her kill to certain racial groups but I would get that dog in therapy as soon as possible to avoid future "racially motivated" charges. Have her kill some rodent of her own color to make sure there is no discrimination shown. At least that way she can get off on a mental rather than facing hate crimes. :D


So you are saying she needs to add a skunk to her list of confirmed kills ??


Exactly......... and an aardvark or a badger, maybe a frog as well wouldn't hurt her defense either. Maybe a Peacock to cover all possibilities........... Of course a defense could be made that the dog prefers winter and didn't want the ground hog to see it's shadow.


I'm not so sure a confirmed kill of a skunk would be acceptable ... after all ...she sleeps in our bedroom ... and besides ... skunks are both white and black ... she has done battle with black snakes, however, we don't encourage this because the black snakes eat the brown rabbitts ... no aardvarks in VA. .... not sure about badgers ... but I am sure that there aren't any frogs eating our beans ... plus they are kin to toads which assist us in our organic gardening ... Peacocks ... only domesticated ones exist in VA. .... not that the flock shouldn't be thinned out ...
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