> door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from
> within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter
> with a vibrator.
>
> Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you
> doing?'
>
> The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years
> old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as
> I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and
> leave me alone.'
>
> The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz
> coming from the other side of the closed bedroom
> door. Upon entering the room, he observed his
> daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.
>
> To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter
> said: 'dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried , and this
> thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a
> husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'
>
> A couple days later, the wife came home from a
> shopping trip,
> placed the groceries on the kitchen
> counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from,
> of all places, the living room. She entered that
> area and observed her husband sitting on the couch,
> downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.
>
> The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing
> like crazy.
>
> The wife asked: 'What the f**k are you doing?'
>
> The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my
> son-in-law.'
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>
>
