Lifeguard jobs - ability to swim not necessary

[Dugout Dad]

I like on-the-job training, throw them in the middle of the deep end, if they sink, they are fired.

No ... They are not fired ... They are the next training excercise ... The possibilities are endless and in the long run they save money on CPR manaquins ...

You are right, my bad, but they would still cost us, they would be eligible for disability, 8,853,614 and counting.

[Dugout Dad]

From the same gene pool of brain surgeons who say this when asked about why high capacity magazines should be banned:

“If you ban them in the future, the number of these high capacity magazines is going to decrease dramatically over time, because the bullets will have been shot, and there won’t be any more available.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=smFsgtJ4NFw

The Diana DeGette Guide to Gun Safety

By Rep. Diana DeGette

In light of the on-going gun debate, as a service to my constituents I have drafted a quick guide to gun safety. It explains how guns work as I understand it and offers some commonsense tips.

HOW GUNS WORK

Below, you can see a diagram of a magazine. Magazines are ammunition, they’re bullets. If you ban them in the future, the number of these high capacity magazines is going to decrease dramatically over time because the bullets will have been shot and there won’t be any more available.


This is a diagram of an AR-15. Guns work by using the spring in the magazine to detonate the black powder inside the long tube at the end. The proton pack generates a powerful electromagnetic field that helps propel the bullet down the tube where it then exits and murders someone. Sometimes people murder each other with shotguns, which are similar to the AR-15 but have laser sights and vent holes.


ALSO:
WARNING: A RIFLE THAT HAS BEEN PAINTED BLACK IS AN ASSAULT WEAPON, ONLY HANDLE AN ASSAULT WEAPON IF YOU HAVE BEEN PREVIOUSLY AUTHORIZED BY AN ELECTED OFFICIAL OR CELEBRITY.

Source: http://www.rockymountainright.com/?q=diana-degette-guide-gun-safety

[ontheblack]

From the same gene pool of brain surgeons who say this when asked about why high capacity magazines should be banned:

“If you ban them in the future, the number of these high capacity magazines is going to decrease dramatically over time, because the bullets will have been shot, and there won’t be any more available.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=smFsgtJ4NFw

The Diana DeGette Guide to Gun Safety

By Rep. Diana DeGette

In light of the on-going gun debate, as a service to my constituents I have drafted a quick guide to gun safety. It explains how guns work as I understand it and offers some commonsense tips.

HOW GUNS WORK

Below, you can see a diagram of a magazine. Magazines are ammunition, they’re bullets. If you ban them in the future, the number of these high capacity magazines is going to decrease dramatically over time because the bullets will have been shot and there won’t be any more available.


This is a diagram of an AR-15. Guns work by using the spring in the magazine to detonate the black powder inside the long tube at the end. The proton pack generates a powerful electromagnetic field that helps propel the bullet down the tube where it then exits and murders someone. Sometimes people murder each other with shotguns, which are similar to the AR-15 but have laser sights and vent holes.


ALSO:
WARNING: A RIFLE THAT HAS BEEN PAINTED BLACK IS AN ASSAULT WEAPON, ONLY HANDLE AN ASSAULT WEAPON IF YOU HAVE BEEN PREVIOUSLY AUTHORIZED BY AN ELECTED OFFICIAL OR CELEBRITY.

Source: http://www.rockymountainright.com/?q=diana-degette-guide-gun-safety

Good to see at least one person in Denver gets it.