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by anonlooker » Wed May 18, 2011 6:09 pm

The CDC has put out "Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse." I'm not kidding.

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Plan your evacuation route. When zombies are hungry they won’t stop until they get food (i.e., brains), which means you need to get out of town fast! Plan where you would go and multiple routes you would take ahead of time so that the flesh eaters don’t have a chance!


If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine).


For more information:
http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatter ... pocalypse/
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by hotwheels » Thu May 19, 2011 5:30 am

WTF? I'm outta here!
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by anonlooker » Thu May 19, 2011 6:16 am

Zombie Defense for your living room... :lol:
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by jonriv » Fri May 20, 2011 6:20 am

Better let Black Widow know... or perhaps her already does.......
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by anonlooker » Fri May 20, 2011 6:58 am

:lol: Oh, I'm sure Black Widow even knows who conspired to bring this scourge down upon us.

The big question today is will the zombies get here before Rapture Day! :lol:
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by Fastpitch4Life » Fri May 20, 2011 12:35 pm

anonlooker wrote:The CDC has put out "Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse." I'm not kidding.

Excerpts:
Plan your evacuation route. When zombies are hungry they won’t stop until they get food (i.e., brains), which means you need to get out of town fast! Plan where you would go and multiple routes you would take ahead of time so that the flesh eaters don’t have a chance!


If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine).


For more information:
http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatter ... pocalypse/


So, I guess that means that Washington, DC is safe and some parts of Sacramento!! :lol: :lol:
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by blackwidow » Sat May 21, 2011 10:15 am

I know you miss me when I'm away but I've been busy preparing even though the overall Zombie Threat Level is Blue at best.
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Cautious citizens should be on the lookout for Zombie activity and by all means "if you see something say something". Report any suspicious undead activity to the Department of Homeland Security.

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In Other News:
Rapture cancelled due to lack of interest.


http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/2011/0521/ ... he-Rapture


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by jonriv » Tue May 24, 2011 8:14 am

I guess like everything else- the end of the world was rained out!
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