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by softballmafia » Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:33 am

Pancho and Pedro are beggars.
They beg in different areas of town.

Pancho begs for the same amount of time
as Pedro, but collects only
about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.


Pedro brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar
bills every day. He drives a Mercedes,
lives in a mortgage-free house, and has
a lot of money to spend.


"Hey, amigo," Pancho says to Pedro,
"I work just as long and hard as you do,
so how come you bring home a suitcase
full of ten dollar bills every day?

Pedro says,
"Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Pancho reads his sign:
"I have no work, a wife
and six kids to support."

"What's wrong with that?"
Pancho asks him.

"No wonder you only get
$8.00 or $9.00 a day!" says Pedro.

Pancho says,
"All right, what is on your sign?"

Pedro shows him:

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by BenAround » Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:46 am

Very offensive. It's been reported. I'm gonna pink up the phone, make it go green-green till numero uno pinks it up and say "yellow, im offended".
I think, that I shall try to do the utmost to be new today
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by J Fierce » Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:49 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Stay thirsty, my friends
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