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by Dy No Mite » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:14 pm

Is it just me? This supposed true '97 team the Texas Redhots can't be as good as some people make them out to be. I have seen them more than a few times and it's like being in the Chocolate Factory. There's all kinds of crazy stuff going on. First, you have their players who are probably smaller than the Oompa Loompas. Then, there is their crazy Coach with the Red Mohawk, are you kidding me? Oh, and do not forget about the 3rd Base Coach that is ALWAYS saying WOOOOOOOOOOO and doing Hurkies for the fans....LMAO!!!!!! Also, they have a guy that calls pitches in 100 degree heat wearing all black (Black Shirt/Black Jogging Pants), what a joke, and to top it all off, everytime I have seen him, he has been in FLIP FLOPS (Someone get this guy some shoes). Last but not least, the ridiculously loud and obnoxious thing they call the Hummer or Homer, or Whatever. The loudest CRAP I have ever heard, and it looks like a Hummer with a freaking MOHAWK.

The only thing that seems normal on the so called '97 Redhots is their Female Coach (I don't know her name), but I do not know how she keeps that CIRCUS together.

Anyways, are they even that good, just looking for some other opinions from some other teams that have played them. I mean, they are midgets compared to everyone they play, they have BELOW AVERAGE Pitching, and ALL of the SIDESHOW listed above? Come on, they have NO SHOT in NORMAL. (how ironic since there is nothing NORMAL about them).


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by Joe » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:18 pm

Dy No Mite wrote:Is it just me? This supposed true '97 team the Texas Redhots can't be as good as some people make them out to be. I have seen them more than a few times and it's like being in the Chocolate Factory. There's all kinds of crazy stuff going on. First, you have their players who are probably smaller than the Oompa Loompas. Then, there is their crazy Coach with the Red Mohawk, are you kidding me? Oh, and do not forget about the 3rd Base Coach that is ALWAYS saying WOOOOOOOOOOO and doing Hurkies for the fans....LMAO!!!!!! Also, they have a guy that calls pitches in 100 degree heat wearing all black (Black Shirt/Black Jogging Pants), what a joke, and to top it all off, everytime I have seen him, he has been in FLIP FLOPS (Someone get this guy some shoes). Last but not least, the ridiculously loud and obnoxious thing they call the Hummer or Homer, or Whatever. The loudest CRAP I have ever heard, and it looks like a Hummer with a freaking MOHAWK.

The only thing that seems normal on the so called '97 Redhots is their Female Coach (I don't know her name), but I do not know how she keeps that CIRCUS together.

Anyways, are they even that good, just looking for some other opinions from some other teams that have played them. I mean, they are midgets compared to everyone they play, they have BELOW AVERAGE Pitching, and ALL of the SIDESHOW listed above? Come on, they have NO SHOT in NORMAL. (how ironic since there is nothing NORMAL about them).


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Sigh.... another sad story from a former Redhot....
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by artomatic » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:27 pm

Dy No Mite wrote:Is it just me?


yes
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by Dy No Mite » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:32 pm

Actually, my daughter does not or has never played for the Redhots.
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by lollipopp » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:44 pm

Dy No Mite wrote:Actually, my daughter does not or has never played for the Redhots.

and just for the record she probly will NEVER play with them
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by lollipopp » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:59 pm

Dy No Mite wrote:Is it just me? This supposed true '97 team the Texas Redhots can't be as good as some people make them out to be. I have seen them more than a few times and it's like being in the Chocolate Factory. There's all kinds of crazy stuff going on. First, you have their players who are probably smaller than the Oompa Loompas. Then, there is their crazy Coach with the Red Mohawk, are you kidding me? Oh, and do not forget about the 3rd Base Coach that is ALWAYS saying WOOOOOOOOOOO and doing Hurkies for the fans....LMAO!!!!!! Also, they have a guy that calls pitches in 100 degree heat wearing all black (Black Shirt/Black Jogging Pants), what a joke, and to top it all off, everytime I have seen him, he has been in FLIP FLOPS (Someone get this guy some shoes). Last but not least, the ridiculously loud and obnoxious thing they call the Hummer or Homer, or Whatever. The loudest CRAP I have ever heard, and it looks like a Hummer with a freaking MOHAWK.

The only thing that seems normal on the so called '97 Redhots is their Female Coach (I don't know her name), but I do not know how she keeps that CIRCUS together.

Anyways, are they even that good, just looking for some other opinions from some other teams that have played them. I mean, they are midgets compared to everyone they play, they have BELOW AVERAGE Pitching, and ALL of the SIDESHOW listed above? Come on, they have NO SHOT in NORMAL. (how ironic since there is nothing NORMAL about them).


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im sorry that a team of little umpa loomps can beat ur daughters week 96 team or for all i no league team. i mean with there weird coaches and all!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Dy No Mite » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:01 pm

Well, my daughter will NEVER play for them because if I wanted to take her to a CIRCUS, I would take her to see Ringling Brothers.



lollipopp wrote:
Dy No Mite wrote:Actually, my daughter does not or has never played for the Redhots.

and just for the record she probly will NEVER play with them
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by lollipopp » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:13 pm

Dy No Mite wrote:Well, my daughter will NEVER play for them because if I wanted to take her to a CIRCUS, I would take her to see Ringling Brothers.



lollipopp wrote:
Dy No Mite wrote:Actually, my daughter does not or has never played for the Redhots.

and just for the record she probly will NEVER play with them

dude i think we got it clear your daughter will never play for the redhots
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by Dy No Mite » Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:23 pm

Why do I feel like I am arguing with an Oompa Loompa? Lol! I was just trying to get a feel what everyone thought about this team and if they were really any good or was just getting lucky when they beat all those top '96 teams that they have beaten.

lollipopp wrote:
Dy No Mite wrote:Well, my daughter will NEVER play for them because if I wanted to take her to a CIRCUS, I would take her to see Ringling Brothers.



lollipopp wrote:
Dy No Mite wrote:Actually, my daughter does not or has never played for the Redhots.

and just for the record she probly will NEVER play with them

dude i think we got it clear your daughter will never play for the redhots cus rhka and ur daughter doesent
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by GSB » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:35 pm

Dy No Mite wrote:First, you have their players who are probably smaller than the Oompa Loompas.


In softball or baseball, I will take short and fast over tall any day. Except maybe the first baseman.
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