by scout team » Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:02 pm
Ode to the High School Softball Experience
Pain, despair, agony on me
I cannot get excited, I'm in constant misery
The coach doesn't have a clue and he surely aint respected
He's just a dumb*ss, but that's to be expected!
Pain, despair, agony on me
Where in the world did he get his philosophy?
I can't stand to watch, cause he has no clue at all
It sure would have helped if he actually played softball!
Pain, despair, agony on me
My daughter can't remember why she tried out for this team
The coach keeps instructing her just how to hit and throw
But doesn't seem to get that he don't know what he don't know!
Pain, despair, agony on me
The season's almost over and that's just great by me
My daughter's just beaming that her pain will end real soon
And as for her high school coach, he'll still be a baffoon!