North
Ivy League Overall
Team W L T Pct W L T Pct
Harvard............. 18 2 0 .900 36 16 0 .692
Dartmouth.......... 10 10 0 .500 17 22 0 .436
Yale.......... ...... 8 12 0 .400 17 25 0 .405
Brown............... 8 12 0 .400 14 22 1 .392
South
Ivy League Overall
Team W L T Pct W L T Pct
Cornell............. 12 7 0 .632 27 22 1 .550
Penn................ 9 10 0 .474 18 21 1 .463
Princeton........... 7 13 0 .350 16 26 0 .381
Columbia............ 7 13 0 .350 17 29 0 .370
Harvard clearly won the North, and Cornell clearly won the South.
Here are two schools full of valedictorians who have completed successful seasons - full of hugs and life lessons and friendships and character building and smiles - at the top their divisions. Congratulations!
Oh no! Wait! It seems the finest academic conference our nation has to offer sees fit to have Harvard play Cornell for the league championship! I wonder why that is?
Harvard won, btw. I wonder if any of those players had ever won a championship before? I wonder if they are proud of winning the Ivy League title, and if it increased their self-confidence. I wonder if that self-confidence will help them as they continue on through life? I wonder if they would have rather just skipped the championship tournament altogether?
I wonder, but we'll never know, because they will never mention this championship again. Which makes me wonder if they're all majoring in stoicism.



























