my first ejection

[shagpal]

in my 1st game, I had a pitcher named april. she had a really really long ponytail. everything was going fine, and until she started whipping her ponytail around. she swung it around like the guys do in a kung fu movie, then pitch normally, but continue to have the ponytail whirl around like a copter blades. I called IP.

coach comes out, and I explain it's a distracting motion after the pitch. coach asks if she can talk to her pitcher, and not be charged w/ a conference, and I say fine. as coach is talking to her, she starts staring me down, and then points her glove at me while giving me the evil curse eye. next pitch, she does it again, and again I call IP, and coach comes out again. this time, coach asks me to if I can show her pitcher what she's doing wrong.

as I walk towards the rubber, I hear a fan, perhaps mom in the stands yelling, "bad man, bad man!". as I approach, I see a very quick flash of a jumping player and BAM! I'm laying on the field, flat on my back, and knocked out for just the moment. apparently, my partner told me she jumped up and did a flying round house kick to the side of my face. WOW! so I ejected her from the game.

[artomatic]

What's today's date again?

[shagpal]

I got someone good.

http://forum.officiating.com/softball/5 ... post672208

What's today's date again?

[hotwheels]

I got someone good.

http://forum.officiating.com/softball/5 ... post672208

What's today's date again?

[shagpal]

read more of that thread where the losers bitch and whine.
pathetic, completely pathetic.

I got someone good.

http://forum.officiating.com/softball/5 ... post672208

What's today's date again?

[Joe]

I remember my first one...

I think I was in 3rd grade, sitting at my desk, gazing at this blond cutie named Suzie. The bell rang and I had to sit tight for awhile...until the tent in my pants subsided...

...uhmmm....did you say ejection or erection?

[weekend4trvl]

Ejection !
It should have been a forfeit.

[artomatic]

I remember my first one...

I think I was in 3rd grade, sitting at my desk, gazing at this blond cutie named Suzie. The bell rang and I had to sit tight for awhile...until the tent in my pants subsided...

...uhmmm....did you say ejection or erection?

that's what I've been thinking since I saw the title...

I was expecting to read about 45 minute showers and mom knocking on the door, asking if everything was alright in there...

[anonlooker]

lol... i had to re-read the title... couldn't understand why there were 13 yo boys posting in here...

and since i wasn't alone, (per the above), it seems simple minds think alike

[lvtwft]

Vagina...
Reminds me of Bevis and Butthead..