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by Sam » Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:15 pm

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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by eddiez577 » Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:21 pm

Sam wrote:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


New York state wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds.
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by eclipse09 » Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:27 pm

Really Sam?

I think this question is way more relevant!!


Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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by Schmick » Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:40 pm

If a sheep is a ram and a mule is an ass, how come a ram in the ass is a goose?
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by Sam » Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:52 pm

Schmick wrote:If a sheep is a ram and a mule is an ass, how come a ram in the ass is a goose?


Its all a bunch of mule sheep.
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by GIMNEPIWO » Fri Oct 05, 2018 6:03 am

If you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, is it okay to pick your friends nose ?
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by Skarp » Mon Oct 08, 2018 1:04 am

The toxic masculinity on display here (on a girl's softball website!!) is shocking and disgusting to behold. There is no place for this type of juvenile humor on this website or in this society. Shame on the lot of you!
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by curveballerguy124 » Mon Oct 08, 2018 12:00 pm

Sorry I'm still on the is it ok to pick your friends nose........
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by GIMNEPIWO » Tue Oct 09, 2018 5:58 am

curveballerguy124 wrote:Sorry I'm still on the is it ok to pick your friends nose........


If you do, you'll clean it up
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by Sam » Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:35 am

Skarp wrote:The toxic masculinity on display here (on a girl's softball website!!) is shocking and disgusting to behold. There is no place for this type of juvenile humor on this website or in this society. Shame on the lot of you!


I feel......shame...
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