Best Umpire Insults

[watcher]

Your missing a good game blue!

True, But the UIC made me work "this one"

[blogndogn]

hey blue! I didn't know you were narcoleptic!! hey blue ! you did such a great job inspecting the bats and helmets! What happened ?? ops hey blue! roses are red and your not a blue one more call like that and you'll get booed !! hey blue!! turn around the game is behind you! hey blue!! your tramp stamp is showing !! it reads softball for ever!!! hey Blue !! and you get paid for this?

[fasterpitch92701]

Hey blue, your seeing eye dog is humping a bat bag.

I'm sorry. Insulting blue is a bit counter productive. BUT... I have to admit... that's a funny line. Wouldn't use it but it sure is funny...