Reasons for NOT going to States?

[Hitmechanic]

hey, that reminds me, what ever happened to that last guy that had Demonboy's complete and undivided attention?

I'd tell ya'll, but it would run neck and some others away. Besides, if I get the story wrong D'boy would me on me! Staring into the deep, dark pits of hell...

[Sam]

Whats so scary about that guy???? He looks like a 2-N-Q parent whose spent their life savings on a beautiful week at ASA Nationals in Midland, TX....bad batch of barbecue....