2fatoverdaplate wrote: I have been banned from many bars and clubs (surprised huh?) and I have been barred from some restaurants, usually happened about 3 o'clock in the mourning (and I'll bet you can't guess why ) but to get banned from HB would just be devastating. I seem to remember you calling someone “fore skin” during one of your one liner pot shots at someone. Now what line of conversation was you headed with that. Have you noticed the sexual conversation between carolina and skarp in one of these threads. I think YOU told them to knock it off. Skarp talks more shit than anybody here. You just love that and it's not always clean either but you don't have a problem with that, do you? Now, humility was mentioned in this thread and that, basically, is what got all of this started. Has anyone paid attention to skarps signature about attractiveness. I know that he is talking about himself because he has made reference to it sevaral times in other posts. Where is the humility in that? The only ones that calls themselves that attractive and has to have a signature to such, is the ones that usually look like a GORILLA-UGLY-MOPOTOMUS. Pleeeeassssse!
The more times I read this, the funnier it gets. Let's see, where to begin...
--No, it's not surprising that you've been barred from all sorts of places. You're an idiot, and are obviously socially inept as well...a very bad combination for anyone out after dark.
--I talk shit to people after they talk shit to me. Before that I just offer my opinions on things like anyone else. Show me some counterexamples of that and I'll apologize. You're just the latest in a long line of folks who can dish it out a lot better than they can take it.
--There was no sexual "conversation" between me and Carolina. She made some fairly risque comments. I didn't. Learn to read.
--I'm sorry, but are you honestly complaining about my signature line? It's a quote from Kung Fu Panda, you insufferable dope. References to my own attractiveness are invariably tongue-in-cheek, made for humor or effect. Much like the comment I made about my kid sucking at softball...the one you had your first little tizzy fit about. They are
jokes. You are apparently the only one on this entire site who doesn't get that. And you're calling
me stupid.
All of that said, I am, quite undeniably, a damn attractive man...and I think you can sense that. It's a tough spot you're in. Your latent propensities drive you to seek my attention, but your (completely understandable) inferiority complex causes you to choose personal combativeness as your stratagy for getting it. And the fact that you're in
way over your head only exacerbates your tendency toward malicious outbursts...like a drowning man, flailing about, looking for someone else to push down so that you might breathe.
Pretty pathetic, really. I almost feel sorry for you. Almost.