Tough Choices

[umpinva]

Gary Sherone

Strawberry Daiquiri's

Pink Barbie's

Suzanne Somers (She's the Sheriff)

I'm allergic

Zima

The above message was brought to you by the smartass department of SkidMarks inc

Allergy is probably caused by the Strawberry Daiquiri's!

[MTR]

There are tough choices one must make in life

Like;

Van Halen with Sammy or Dave?

For musical purposes, Dave. Personality, neither. Sammy is Sammy. Dave was an ass in the 80's & early 90's. Has grown up and apparantly, much more an adult now.

Jack or Jim?

Bud

White cleats or black/blue/red cleats?

Who cares, I'm not looking at my feet.

Mary Ann or Ginger (or WonderWoman or Genie or Lonnie Anderson or Pamela)?

No brainer, Mary Ann.

Crunchy or smooth peanut butter?

Crunchy

Bud Light or Lite Beer by Miller?

Let me know when you decide to start talking about beer.

Diamond Dave was the coolest white man of the '80s

Much like Pete Rose, Dave was great at what he does, but pretty much an egomaniac when referring to his personality.

Unlike Pete Rose, it is my personal opinion, DD has grown up, Pete Rose.......jury is still out.

[MoeFoes]

Gary Sherone

Strawberry Daiquiri's

Pink Barbie's

Suzanne Somers (She's the Sheriff)

I'm allergic

Zima

The above message was brought to you by the smartass department of SkidMarks inc

You're scaring me Skidder ...

Are you kidding me? Zima???? I thought that was really Alka Seltzer...

[HBDave]

Van Hagar...Sammy was Rock, Dave was schlock.

Jack and Jim are both nice guys but I'm sticking with that Bushmill guy from Ireland.

White cleats are faster.

Mary Ann...funny, the DW looks an awful lot like Mary Ann.

Crunchy. Because it's crunchy, duh.

Light beer...? If I have too it better be Heineken. I don't think Guiness makes a light.

[HBDave]

And I always though it was Genie or Samantha from Bewitched. In that situation I would have to go Samantha.

[Ace]

Gary Sherone

Strawberry Daiquiri's

Pink Barbie's

Suzanne Somers (She's the Sheriff)

I'm allergic

Zima

The above message was brought to you by the smartass department of SkidMarks inc

You're scaring me Skidder ...

Are you kidding me? Zima???? I thought that was really Alka Seltzer...

MF, is your avitar, ShoNuff, from the 80's classic, "Breakin II Electric Bugaloo"?
He probably should have been nominated for an acadamy award for that role.

[GIMNEPIWO]

I don't think Guiness makes a light.

I would opine that Guiness Draught is a lite ... might not be advertised that way ... but if you are a Stout person the Draught is wussy ... good call on the Bushmills for a colored liquor ...

[MoeFoes]

Gary Sherone

Strawberry Daiquiri's

Pink Barbie's

Suzanne Somers (She's the Sheriff)

I'm allergic

Zima

The above message was brought to you by the smartass department of SkidMarks inc

You're scaring me Skidder ...

Are you kidding me? Zima???? I thought that was really Alka Seltzer...

MF, is your avitar, ShoNuff, from the 80's classic, "Breakin II Electric Bugaloo"?
He probably should have been nominated for an acadamy award for that role.

Yes it's "ShoNuff" but the movie was "The Last Dragon". He battles his nemesis the Kung Fu Master known as Bruce LeeRoy......

[90066DAD]

There are tough choices one must make in life

Like;

Van Halen with Sammy or Dave?

Jack or Jim?

White cleats or black/blue/red cleats?

Mary Ann or Ginger (or WonderWoman or Genie or Lonnie Anderson or Pamela)?

Crunchy or smooth peanut butter?

Bud Light or Lite Beer by Miller?

Personally, I'm a Sammy, Jim, White cleat, WonderWoman, crunchy, Lite kind a guy. And I'm a bit conflicted about Sammy. Diamond Dave was the coolest white man of the '80s

The Stones

Marker's Mark bourbon on the rocks

Black cleats

Mary Ann (she's hotter plus more likely to make a decent breakfast for you in the morning)

Smooth peanut butter

Bud (regular), except in a pub it's definitely Bass Ale on draught

[Turn&burn]

There are tough choices one must make in life

Like;

Van Halen with Sammy or Dave?

Jack or Jim?

White cleats or black/blue/red cleats?

Mary Ann or Ginger (or WonderWoman or Genie or Lonnie Anderson or Pamela)?

Crunchy or smooth peanut butter?

Bud Light or Lite Beer by Miller?


Dig Sammy, but it’s got to be Dave. He had the greatest music videos with the hottest girls. Neither Jack nor Jim, I’ll take Jill. Mary Ann, need a brunette to balance out blond Jill. Black Cleats. Crunchy, but I don’t trust peanut butter these days. I don’t drink light beer unless by the pool on a hot day or if someone else is buying the round. Got to go amber or Ale.

Personally, I'm a Sammy, Jim, White cleat, WonderWoman, crunchy, Lite kind a guy. And I'm a bit conflicted about Sammy. Diamond Dave was the coolest white man of the '80s