Pre-Game Umpire Meeting - What to ask?

[Safebyahare]

Just smile and shake hands. Then tell the blue that if you seem upset during the game, please call you at work. Then hand him a card from Orange County Retina.

[GIMNEPIWO]

Okay ... True story ... We are playing in a 23U in eastern VA ... We go out for the home plate meeting and our hurler comes with us ... The Blue recognizes her and says something like " Are you still playing, where's your cane ? " She says, " where's yours ? " He says " I left it in the car " ... I said, " I bet it's white "

[guero_gordo]

"Where's your dog?"

[GIMNEPIWO]

On two occasions I asked the same question and got an incorrect answers from the *Blue ; What lines are we going to use, the lines on the field where they are or where they should be ?
* On one occasion her partner corrected her, on the other occasion we were gonna get beat so badly that I didn't even bother LOL

[jonriv]

Where's the best place to eat around here?

[GIMNEPIWO]

Where's the best place to eat around here?

The Dish ?