Fastpitch Discussions

by **Bucket Butt** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:11 pm

My new business venture:

Coaches, are you tired of losing that prima dona player in the middle of the season? Had enough of half of your team leaving mid-way through the summer?

Remco Industries introduces: Travel Ball Implosion Protection!

This amazing new product will provide the following for $1200 a year.

1. Commitment Meter: Parents tell you their kid will be there all summer. But, can you really count of them when you need them? Hold this meter up while reading your summer schedule. Look through the lense. Non-committed parents and players will show up with a green glow. Get rid of them now before you start!

2. Extensive Parent Psychological testing: Our trained staff of travel softball psychologists will interview each and every prospective parent. With our help, you can get rid of the whack jobs now BEFORE they screw up your season. ( Special pitcher's parents edition available for an additional fee.)

3. Team Fee Goon Squad: Got parents who won't pay? Our goon squad will happily visit those families and gently persuade them to pay up. Satisfaction guaranteed.

4. Undercover Mother; You think you know what your parents are talking about. But, do you? With our trained Undercover Mother, you can find out what they are saying BEHIND your back.

Our satisfaction is guaranteed. If your team implodes, we will provide you with a replacement team within 48 hours. Why waste another year being angry. Buy Implosion Protection NOW, before your next tryout! Call 1-800- No drama. Operators are standing by.

by **Area51** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:13 pm

How much is the extended warranty?

by **Bucket Butt** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:20 pm

Area51 wrote:How much is the extended warranty?

Untill your team implodes again..

by **Phantom** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:43 pm

how much for the rose colored glasses wearing, stupid lying coach detector? and can I get the daddyball protection with that?

by **HEADCASE** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:03 pm

If you are running out of #4, let me know.........I know plenty on the black market!

by **Hawk17** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:15 pm

Hey, anytime you want to give me credit for my idea, I would appreciate it! Posted under softball jokes!

by **Hawk17** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:18 pm

Phantom wrote:how much for the rose colored glasses wearing, stupid lying coach detector? and can I get the daddyball protection with that?

We are developing that product as well.
We are also developing a "parent protector" that will keep you sheltered from annoying parents during a game. This will allow you your own little world to watch games in.