Which posts have reached "cult status" on Hey Bucket?
I'll start:
8U old Dani is the next Olympic Champion, taking after her big sister, once the deep south gatekeepers in Fresno let her in the parking lot.
Me and my son, the college grad, can butcher the english language, cuz I seen my kid field a grounder with one hand touching basis behind her back in the Elite circle.
Oh, and the fricking shim, of course.