fastpitchdad05 wrote:as the world turns wrote:Skarp wrote:Trump. Period. On what conceivable basis could the Heybucket constituency support anyone else?
Holy bernie wrinkled balls!: a Skarp sighting!
Me gusta el mero chingon TRUMP también!
Teddy Vampire will be disappointed to hear you're jumping ship...
Then again that ship is going down in a Titanic way
I made the mistake of donating to Grampa Munster early on (right after he called McConnell a liar on the floor of the Senate). Now I get phone calls from soulless drones on an almost daily basis hitting me up for cash. It's surreal. They just move from scripted grovel to scripted grovel no matter what I say. I've taken to toying with them:
Caller: "Ted Cruz is fighting for us against the Washington Cartel. Can he count on your generous support in the amount of $500 today?"
Me: "I no longer support Ted Cruz. He needs to do the party a favor and stop playing spoiler when he's the wrong man for the job and he doesn't have a prayer of winning."
Caller: "Well, as you know, Donald Trump and his allies in the media are spreading vicious lies about Ted Cruz. We can fight back, but only with your generous support. Can we count on you for a donation of $250 today?"
Me: "Let me try to be as clear as possible. If they invented a new level of hell, beneath all the rest, and told me that I could either vote for Ted Cruz or spend the rest of eternity there, I still wouldn't vote for Cruz, much less write him a check."
Caller: "Well as you know, Ted Cruz is the only true conservative running for president, and he is the only one who can beat Hillary Clinton. But he needs your help. Would you be willing to donate $100 today?"
And so on...