(3rd base coach ),"keep your hands inside the ball",
When is last time you seen me make contact when the hands were OUTSIDE the ball (hitter?
(3rd base coach), "make an adjustment Sally!"....., ok care to fill me in (hitter)?
(3rd base coach), "GO< GO GO< NO NO BACK BACK BACK!, ....seriously (runner)?
(3rd base coach), "Hit your pitch"...... im kind of confused right now on what that pitch is (hitter)?
(3rd base coach). "if one more runner makes the last out at 3rd base we are going to run after game", ..... hmmm coach you sent me btw (runner)....
PARENT- "my kid has full ride offer to any school in the country"........ thats so awesome! (me)
Freshman HS Parent- "yea my kid got a call from the Univ of **** (top school)......... thats so awesome! (me)
PARENT- My kid runs a 2.6 home to first......... thats so awesome (me)
PARENT- My kid has 6 pitchs and touchs 65pmh and she is 12yrs old...... thats so awesome (me)