Dugout Dad wrote:Wish??
WHAT
I never muttered things like this.
"I can smell her cleats from here."
"Of course you need a water, because the 12 in the bottom of your bat bag are all empty."
" Wow! I'm so happy all the board members kids made all-stars."
"No one laughed when you swung at that change up."
"I'm surprised the scorekeeper's shortstop kid had a perfect season."
"A rise ball when she's going to butt, no saw that coming."
"It's ok coach, pitch her a fourth game in a row today."
"It's not your fault you dropped that fly ball, and visors don't work."
" You must be on Bourbon Street blue, because that ball was down Main Street."
"I like when you cheer for your team on our side."
"It's a good thing that coach says something between every pitch."
"You should yell louder, we can't hear you from the tailgate."
" I hope the post game meeting goes another 45 minutes."