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by NumeroUno » Mon Dec 19, 2016 1:13 am

The Irish are always the first ones to come to the aid of their fellow man or passengers, as in this case! Shortly after take-off on an outbound, evening Aer Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service. I don't know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board, and unfortunately we received only 40 dinner meals. I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience."

When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued, "Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat, will receive free and unlimited drinks for the duration of our 10 hour flight.

Her next announcement came about 2 hours later:"If anyone is hungry, we still have 40 dinners available."
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by Pale Rider » Tue Dec 20, 2016 8:45 am

Just tried Irish Cream...on ice...where has THAT been all my life :)
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by PDad » Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:55 pm

Pale Rider wrote:Just tried Irish Cream...on ice...where has THAT been all my life :)

I suspect you being in the Army was a major factor since drinking Irish Cream ranked with eating quiche in 1982.

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by jonriv » Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:57 pm

Maybe you should order as Cosmo next :D
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by Pale Rider » Tue Dec 20, 2016 6:53 pm

PDad wrote:
Pale Rider wrote:Just tried Irish Cream...on ice...where has THAT been all my life :)

I suspect you being in the Army was a major factor since drinking Irish Cream ranked with eating quiche in 1982.

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Never eaten quiche, but Im good to go with Irish Cream on the rocks....
Drank REAL moonshine before, didn't make me go blind either ;)
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by PDad » Tue Dec 20, 2016 7:51 pm

Pale Rider wrote:
PDad wrote:
Pale Rider wrote:Just tried Irish Cream...on ice...where has THAT been all my life :)

I suspect you being in the Army was a major factor since drinking Irish Cream ranked with eating quiche in 1982.

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Never eaten quiche, but Im good to go with Irish Cream on the rocks....
Drank REAL moonshine before, didn't make me go blind either ;)

Hey, I'm not knockin' the adult milkshake, just speculatin' on why you hadn't tried it earlier.
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by Sam » Wed Dec 21, 2016 7:40 am

Pale Rider wrote:
PDad wrote:
Pale Rider wrote:Just tried Irish Cream...on ice...where has THAT been all my life :)

I suspect you being in the Army was a major factor since drinking Irish Cream ranked with eating quiche in 1982.

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Never eaten quiche, but Im good to go with Irish Cream on the rocks....
Drank REAL moonshine before, didn't make me go blind either ;)


Its the other activity that makes you go blind.....according to my parents....
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by eclipse09 » Wed Dec 21, 2016 8:36 am

Sam wrote:
Pale Rider wrote:
PDad wrote:
Pale Rider wrote:Just tried Irish Cream...on ice...where has THAT been all my life :)

I suspect you being in the Army was a major factor since drinking Irish Cream ranked with eating quiche in 1982.

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Never eaten quiche, but Im good to go with Irish Cream on the rocks....
Drank REAL moonshine before, didn't make me go blind either ;)


Its the other activity that makes you go blind.....according to my parents....


Apparently the parents of the security guard at the Charger game didn't teach him that lesson. :lol:
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by Pale Rider » Wed Dec 21, 2016 12:31 pm

eclipse09 wrote:
Sam wrote:
Pale Rider wrote:
PDad wrote:
Pale Rider wrote:Just tried Irish Cream...on ice...where has THAT been all my life :)

I suspect you being in the Army was a major factor since drinking Irish Cream ranked with eating quiche in 1982.

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Never eaten quiche, but Im good to go with Irish Cream on the rocks....
Drank REAL moonshine before, didn't make me go blind either ;)


Its the other activity that makes you go blind.....according to my parents....


Apparently the parents of the security guard at the Charger game didn't teach him that lesson. :lol:


Boy does ONE thing wrong and hes labeled for life...Sheesh :)
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by PDad » Wed Dec 21, 2016 1:16 pm

eclipse09 wrote:
Sam wrote:ts the other activity that makes you go blind.....according to my parents....

Apparently the parents of the security guard at the Charger game didn't teach him that lesson. :lol:

As a Chargers fan, you should understand how hard up he was for a happy ending.
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