I want to move to Florida

[Blind Squirrel]

Not just because out of the probably 40 states I've driven through, the 2 consecutive Julys I spent in Miami were the worst of my experiences due to the heat/humidity. Not just because people feel compelled to completely cover their backyards with netting to get relief from the bugs. At least the people are entertaining:

https://twitter.com/_floridaman


South Beach Squirrel

[Fastpitch4Life]

Not just because out of the probably 40 states I've driven through, the 2 consecutive Julys I spent in Miami were the worst of my experiences due to the heat/humidity. Not just because people feel compelled to completely cover their backyards with netting to get relief from the bugs. At least the people are entertaining:

https://twitter.com/_floridaman


South Beach Squirrel

Thank goodness all the mental defectives live there and not in California

[fastpitchdad05]

Not just because out of the probably 40 states I've driven through, the 2 consecutive Julys I spent in Miami were the worst of my experiences due to the heat/humidity. Not just because people feel compelled to completely cover their backyards with netting to get relief from the bugs. At least the people are entertaining:

https://twitter.com/_floridaman


South Beach Squirrel

Thank goodness all the mental defectives live there and not in California

I feel confident that Californiaman will refuse to be one-upped by Floridaman.

[jtat32]

That's pretty funny! I'm surprised that they don't have the recent story of Florida Man trying to save an SUV from a Decepticon tow truck:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDFFINZdP08

[Blind Squirrel]

Not just because out of the probably 40 states I've driven through, the 2 consecutive Julys I spent in Miami were the worst of my experiences due to the heat/humidity. Not just because people feel compelled to completely cover their backyards with netting to get relief from the bugs. At least the people are entertaining:

https://twitter.com/_floridaman


South Beach Squirrel

Thank goodness all the mental defectives live there and not in California

I feel confident that Californiaman will refuse to be one-upped by Floridaman.

Californiaman will prolly attend to this as soon as he's done having sex with Caitlin dressed up as a Shetland pony in a dumpster outside the West Hollywood police station during a shift change.

Did someone say Oklahoma? http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2014/01 ... edgie?lite

San Francisco Squirrel

[fastpitchdad05]

Not just because out of the probably 40 states I've driven through, the 2 consecutive Julys I spent in Miami were the worst of my experiences due to the heat/humidity. Not just because people feel compelled to completely cover their backyards with netting to get relief from the bugs. At least the people are entertaining:

https://twitter.com/_floridaman


South Beach Squirrel

Thank goodness all the mental defectives live there and not in California

I feel confident that Californiaman will refuse to be one-upped by Floridaman.

Californiaman will prolly attend to this as soon as he's done having sex with Caitlin dressed up as a Shetland pony in a dumpster outside the West Hollywood police station during a shift change.

Did someone say Oklahoma? http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2014/01 ... edgie?lite

San Francisco Squirrel

You see what I mean? Floridaman is small potatoes.

And Oklahomaman is in for a big surprise when he goes for the Atomic Wedgie on Californiaman and finds out the really hard way that he doesn't wear underwear.