The Food Stamp Program, administered by the US Dept. of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 46 million people.
Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the US Dept. of the Interior, ask us "Please Do Not Feed the Animals." Their stated reason for the policy is because "The animals will grow dependent on the handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.
Thus ends today's lesson in irony!