You know ur a red neck when

[jonriv]

If you don't wear a shirt at work and neither does your wife, you might be......

If there is more furniture on your porch then in your house, you might be.......

[jonriv]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?autoplay=1&v=ANfy7fT1UUM

Was surprised to find we have rednecks here in Connecticut, I will have to speak to my congressman about that!

Seriously, once you get north of the Merritt in the west and inland from 95 in the east Connecticut gets very rural very fast. I live in a suburb of NYC and can hit farmland in about 20 minutes. My daughter 's tab organization had a team out in griswald,ct (near foxwoods) and since we were on vacation in Rhode Island I took her to that tryout one August. Beautiful farmland. My daughter asked. "Are you sure this is Connecticut?"

[Safebyahare]

If you've ever called home plate 4th base. You may be
If you are proud that you made it to second base at your daughters game. You may be.
If you are still confused why they don't start at first base. You may be
If you EVER thought that putting rocks in an empty water bottle and shaking it was a good idea. You may be.

[Dugout Dad]

If your team has ever had to make a choice of either putting on the team name or player number on the uniform top because only one would fit on the half shirt uniform tops, you might be

[Safebyahare]

If your night games are illuminated by bug zappers. You may be
If you think the steel toed pitcher's cleat was your idea. You may be
If you want bigger wheels and a lift on your daughters rolling bat bag. You may be
If you feel the need to get a license for softball season.
If you think game day means something shot and wild will be on the dinner table. You may be

[fastpitchdad05]

:)
You forgot if the porch on your trailer collapses and kills more than 10 dogs...And if you mow the grass at your place and find a car ...You may be a Redneck.

Harumppffff ...Youre a racist and its Bush's fault...
Gonna go riot...loot the CO-OP and feed store...burn down the beer drankin' spot

Btw...I was born in Ohio, lived in California, Texas and MS:-)...
I earned my Redneckedness

PR, where in Ohio?

I was born in Youngstown. A great place to be from...

[Pale Rider]

If you are brushing your teeth in your bathroom, and you can hear your neighbor taking a leak in his...wait...Thats SoCal:)

[artomatic]

You might be a redneck if...

[Dugout Dad]

If you bring home with you when traveling to softball tournaments, you might be

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[exD1dad]

Hare-larious Next up dozens of sister/cousin/wife ones please

Every Southerner knows the difference between a Redneck, a Good old boy & poor white trash, however the rest of the country doesn't