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by NumeroUno » Tue Sep 02, 2014 3:44 pm

1 You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2 The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3 You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4 You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
5 You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6 Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'
7 You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8 Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9 Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines. '
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk
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by Pale Rider » Tue Sep 02, 2014 4:45 pm

:)
You forgot if the porch on your trailer collapses and kills more than 10 dogs...And if you mow the grass at your place and find a car ...You may be a Redneck.

Harumppffff ...Youre a racist and its Bush's fault... :o
Gonna go riot...loot the CO-OP and feed store...burn down the beer drankin' spot

Btw...I was born in Ohio, lived in California, Texas and MS:-)...
I earned my Redneckedness ;)
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by DonnieS » Tue Sep 02, 2014 5:02 pm

NumeroUno wrote:1 You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
2 The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3 You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4 You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
5 You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6 Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'
7 You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8 Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9 Your junior prom offered day care.
10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines. '
11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk



Your point ? :lol:
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by Pale Rider » Tue Sep 02, 2014 5:11 pm

Donnie hes just jealous ;)

If your girls cleats are one of 2 pairs of shoes she has.... 8-)
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by Safebyahare » Tue Sep 02, 2014 6:09 pm

If your daughter has more red solo cups in her bat bag than water bottles. You may be
If going to your daughters games feels more like a fraternity party,,,You may be
If you feel compelled to drive for 2hrs every Saturday and Sunday morning with a drink. You may be
If your daughter uses your gun cases for her bats. You may be
If your practice balls have all been gnawed by the dog. You may be
If you use the term 'fishing" when an outside pitch is used. You may be
If your daughter shot guns a snot from her nose at the plate. You may be
If you insist on your daughter's team jerseys be camo. You may be
If your daughter continues to throw the ball at the runner, You may be
If you talk to your daughter from the stands using duck calls. You may be
If your daughter's stomach sticks out more than yours. You may be
If your 14 yr old daughter drives herself to practice in a truck. You may be.
If someone calls their kid dear, your eyes light up. You may be
If your team is sponsored by the NRA. You may be
If you call your daughter out of the dugout to get you a beer. You may be
If your daughter has a strap or sling for her bat. You may be
If your daughter's idea of sliding shorts are daisy dukes. You may be
If your daughter yells "PULL" when up to bat. You may be.
If Wrangler jeans are part of the team uniform. You may be
If you bring a deep fryer to a game. You may be
If your 16yr old kid still has front teeth missing. You may be
If your daughter complains that there is no belt for her knife. You may be
If you want to sell varmints at snack bar. You may be
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by Safebyahare » Tue Sep 02, 2014 7:58 pm

If you've ever tried to pawn the gold team. You may be
If your team mom has more then 5 kids on the teams. You may be
If your daughter's visor or helmet has fishing lures and hooks. You may be
If a home game means you never left the house. You may be
If you come out of a porta potty and say "This place is nice!" You may be
If a team meeting is done at the dinner table. You may be
If you take your hat off for a dead ball. You may be
If the snack bar is taking the family out to dinner. You may be
If you think the ribbon in the girls hair means they won something. You may be
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by Dugout Dad » Tue Sep 02, 2014 8:19 pm

Hare, you must be a red neck, only a red neck would know that kind of knowledge. That was funny!
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by Pale Rider » Tue Sep 02, 2014 8:31 pm

I Swanee......thats right, yall jus' keep it up.... ;)
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by Safebyahare » Tue Sep 02, 2014 9:29 pm

If your daughter has mud flaps on her rolling bat bag. You may be
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