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by Safebyahare » Thu Aug 28, 2014 9:25 pm

Only 15 pages, and we haven't even touched on The Pill, STDs, and the choices of girls going home pregnant.
Was your daughter prepared? Were you prepared?
Oh guess it's too late now,,,,they have already gone off to college.
It comes faster than you think, they grow up faster than life speed.

If only you took a few lessons of softball off, and spent a few lessons of life together.

Today in class my dd's professor talked about the Mozart theory of playing music for babies and raising their IQ.
He then said if Sara Palin or George Bush's kids had done this that it wouldn't have helped them.
This may be another college subject to prepare your kid for. ;)
I see further, because I stand on the shoulders of giants
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by jonriv » Thu Aug 28, 2014 10:09 pm

Sam wrote:
jonriv wrote:http://www.sarcbv.org/get-info/stat

More bs for you Sam. But you keep blaming the victim since obviously the guys can't help themselves. Your daughter and wife must be proud



You apparently missed this page from your own cited website there turbo:

http://www.sarcbv.org/get-info/reduce-risk

Looks like they're blaming the victim.....

Guess you can't read Sam.
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by jonriv » Thu Aug 28, 2014 10:37 pm

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by Dugout Dad » Thu Aug 28, 2014 11:20 pm

Ready for tonight's session

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by Pale Rider » Fri Aug 29, 2014 4:58 am

Real Southern Comfort...
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by Dugout Dad » Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:39 am

Pale Rider wrote:Real Southern Comfort...
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Mine is more flammable :shock:

See
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by Hurricane » Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:42 am

I burnt my tonsils just looking at those pictures. :o
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by Pale Rider » Fri Aug 29, 2014 12:37 pm

Old folks who lived back when there were outhouses (5 yrs ago here) said if you drank Everclear you had to go down to the creek to use the john...cause it would set the outhouse on fire if you used it...

Used to make a concoction out of fruit, koolaid and everclear...called it "Skip and go naked"
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by Pale Rider » Fri Aug 29, 2014 3:09 pm

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
To bad it aint a Unicorn....
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