bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows
her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any
skivees?' Ole demanded. 'Well, you don't give me enough
housekeeping money to afford any.'
The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and
says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go buy
yourself some underwear.'
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her
ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show
that she, too, is wearing no undies.
'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why
not?' She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you
give me.'
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the
sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself
some underwear!'
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind
also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that
she, too, is naked under it.
'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are
yer drawers?'
She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta
be able ta affarrd any.'
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says,
'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a
comb.....Tidy yerself up a bit.'
