A guy walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His wife is lying in bed and replies:
"I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says:
"I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you."
The Pub
A guy walks into...
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Don't worry about tomorrow. You did that yesterday.
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anonlooker - Posts: 3114
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Oh thanks anonlooker! I just told that to my wife and she punched me in the head. No sense of humor I guess. I thought it was funny as hell. 
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