> the desert. He sets up their tent and both are soon asleep. Some hours
> later, El Vaquero wakes his faithful friend. "Chilito, look up at the sky
> and tell me what you see."
>
> Chilito replies, "I see millions of stars, senor."
>
> "What does that tell you?" asks El Vaquero.
>
> Chilito ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there
> are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets..
> Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it
> appears to be approximately quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident
> the Lord is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant.
> Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does
> it tell you, senor?"
>
> El Vaquero is silent for a moment, and then says, "Chilito, you pendejo.
> Someone has stolen our tent."
