I've finally secured financing to start a new team for the 2020 fall season. As a tribute to our shared spring and summer experience, they will aptly be named the Corona Virus. Although we are not based in Riverside County, it's a catchy name that will likely make a big spash with college recruiters, as we hit the showcase circuit during our inaugural season.
This team will be built from the ground up and is open to all 2023 players. Experience is a plus but not necessary. You will be taught everything you need to know during our once a week practices, and will compete at the highest level before the fall season is over.
We've set the bar high. All we ask is that you give at least 80% effort, 100% of the time. The only exception to the above rule is with our pitching. We need skilled pitchers that can throw with wicked velocity in the 50 to 55mph range, and get the ball over the plate at least 65% of the time.
Passion, dedication, commitment to excellence and attitude are all very good attributes, but if you can hit the ball over the fence 50% of the time, you will never have to worry about any of those things. In the spirit of American exceptionalism, our colors will be red, white and blue to honor our flag and men in uniform. There will be NO kneeling during the game, and that's non-negotiable.
So if you were born in 2005 and are ready to play for the best named team in SoCal, email CoachImaJokkin@gmail.com to schedule a personal tryout. Due to the ongoing and never ending Trump Virus there will be no open tryouts. Play with the best, play with the Virus!