DD plays in 10u and I've ALREADY figured "IT" out...
fielding/conditioning lessons.......$25
hitting lessons.........................$30
weekly friendlies/tourneys.........$thousands...and counting!!!
DAD taking Kickboxing lessons for the trip up to 12u..... $$$ PRICELESS!!!
CA
post from the other site:
We are now offering Self Defense classes for 12u softball parents
Due to the recent problems on the softball fields, we decided to open our own self defense program to you! Our instructors are some of the best:
4 gang members that just graduated from Folsom State (not the University)
4 active shooters from "Save Our State"
3 Bouncers from the best TJ Cantina
also we are having a sale:
The new book How to be a softball parent for dummies (teaches you how to enjoy the game regarding what the score is or what the other team says)
Ear plugs (to ignore annoying chants and bad words from the other crew)
Budweiser Pills (you don't have to pretend that are you drinking coffee at 2:00pm in 86 degrees weather or walking to the park with the classic red or blue cup)
Bullet proof vest (because this is just the beginning and its going to get worse)
we can go to your place during your DD's team practice.
we reserve the right to refuse service to coaches and umpires.
we guarantee you that you are going to be ready for Fresno Classic and States!
We are now offering Self Defense classes for 12u softball parents
Due to the recent problems on the softball fields, we decided to open our own self defense program to you! Our instructors are some of the best:
4 gang members that just graduated from Folsom State (not the University)
4 active shooters from "Save Our State"
3 Bouncers from the best TJ Cantina
also we are having a sale:
The new book How to be a softball parent for dummies (teaches you how to enjoy the game regarding what the score is or what the other team says)
Ear plugs (to ignore annoying chants and bad words from the other crew)
Budweiser Pills (you don't have to pretend that are you drinking coffee at 2:00pm in 86 degrees weather or walking to the park with the classic red or blue cup)
Bullet proof vest (because this is just the beginning and its going to get worse)
we can go to your place during your DD's team practice.
we reserve the right to refuse service to coaches and umpires.
we guarantee you that you are going to be ready for Fresno Classic and States!
- chicken & waffles
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- Joined: Sat Apr 05, 2008 2:47 pm
.....................Brutal!How soon before teams have their own security detail?
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Fifteen's - Posts: 319
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- Location: BFE!
Are dues going up now to pay for security? Extra insurance 
- access2
- Premium Member
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- Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:35 pm
Dues are going up for the entertainment fee....It's more like a magic act
"Watch this homo sapien turn into just an a$$hole.........poof!!"
"Watch this homo sapien turn into just an a$$hole.........poof!!"
- syndicate
- Posts: 131
- Joined: Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:06 pm
wow another scuffle on 12u.. this is one year I bet many will never forget
- SoftballG
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