Thanks Coaches for:
Extracting him from the fight
Getting him off the field
Getting him to his car
Keeping him low profile while the Police cruised the parking lot
If they would have found him the tax payers would have been stuck with the bill for his Alcohol Abuse and Anger Management classes.
Thanks Again!
By the way - How does an angry drunk drive his daughter home form a softball game?
No that isn't the set up for a joke - or is it?