I have seen all of the rankings from everyone, but frankly I don't think you all realize how important it is for my daughter's team to be recognized as great. You all also fail to see that my daughter is the best of the best and that based on the three or so coaches my daughter has had, her current coach is the most awesomest. So I am going to start a completely objective poll.
Here is how it will work. I will post an email address that in no way identifies myself, my daughter, or her team. I will ask coaches, parents, and fans to send in their votes for best team, best coach, best 97 pitcher, best 97 hitter, etc. Then I will secretly go through them myself. Nobody else will know how many people responded, what they said, or anything more than what I choose to disclose.
Then, I will unveil the tabulated results. I might even have some of my other user names check my work so that they can independently validate the accuracy of my poll in their own posts. Amazingly, the voters collectively are going to confirm exactly what I think is true regarding my daughter, her team, and her coach. Then you trolls will be unable to argue with my opinions, because they will be a reflection of the combined observations of the softball community, rather than just my own biased agenda.
Stay tuned AZ softball community. I will be posting this soon. This is going to be super. I am a genius.