The Next Level Organizational Update
In response to the unfortunate situation (UNFORTUNATE SITUATION! REALLY? IS THAT ALL IT IS? WOULD YOU BE SAYING THAT IF IT WERE YOUR KID?) our organization is experiencing right now, the board of directors of The Next Level met last night (March 4th) with the goals of protecting everyone involved and keeping our organization strong and moving forward (OF COURSE YOU WANT TO MOVE FORWARD, HOW ELSE IS YOUR FOUNDER GOING TO PAY FOR HIS CRIMINAL DEFENSE, MORE PLAYER DUES = BETTER LAWYER, LESS DUES = PUBLIC DEFENDER AND BUBBA). [/color]
The board would like to assure everyone that TNL is not going anywhere (TNL IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE, THATS REASSURING, LETS ALL DROP OUR KIDS OFF AT THE TNL TRYOUTS, POSSIBLY A DINNER AND A MOVIE AFTERWARD WITH THE COACH). As one of the premiere travel softball organizations in the nation, having produced many talented athletes that play at the collegiate level, the board and our members will pull together and continue this great tradition (WHO SITS ON THIS BOARD AND WHERE WERE THEY WHEN THEIR FOUNDER WAS TEXT MESSAGING HIS UNDER AGED PLAYERS?)
For the 2008 season, all age groups are committed to participate in many tournaments and arrangements for these have already been made. This summer is packed, just as it always is!
Mike Myer & Jerry Delamater have assumed the practice and leadership duties of the club. We also have coaches in place for each of the age groups: Doug, Leslie, Jamie and the return of a former member of our coaching staff (and ever a part of the extended TNL family), Cathy. These coaches will all be there to help Mike and Jerry.
Chris Facione will be taking an administrative leave to focus on personal issues (PERSONAL ISSUES? IS HE KIDDING? CRIMINAL COURT FOR ALLEGED SEXUAL CONDUCT WITH A MINOR THAT HE COACHED! PERSONAL ISSUE? REALLY? LETS ALL SHOW UP AT THE SAN DIEGO COURT ON THURSDAY AND SEE HOW PERSONAL THIS ISSUE HE IS DEALING WITH IS). He understands the importance of keeping the organization moving forward (OF COURSE HE DOES, THIS IS HOW HE MAKES A LIVING, HE DOES NOT WORK, HE RELIES ON YOUR DUES TO PAY MORTGAGE, BUY GROCERIES AND TO BAIL OUT OF JAIL) and everyone is in agreement that this is the best course of action at the present time. THE NEW TNL BUDGET;
LAWYER - 10,000.00
BAIL - 100,000.00
DINNER WITH COACH - 125.00
CLINIC FOR ONGOING STD TESTING - PRICELESS
In closing, as always, we are... TNL! (YES YOU ARE, AND THAT DEDICATION TO PLAYERS YOU MENTION ON YOUR WEBSITE, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD ABOUT THAT!)
If even the lesser of the allegations are true, text message, phone calls, dinner invitation, and can be proven, shouldn't we all wonder what the hell this guy is doing and why we are paying this organization to bail him out of jail and for his defense?
This was a great organization that did a lot a great things but will be now remembered for their founder, president and head coach, preying on underage kids in his organization. The uniform means a little something different now and not sure I'd want my kid attached to that stigma.
This is supposed to be a team and an organization, not his personal dating service for underage children.
Just my thought, I could be wrong.