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by Pale Rider » Mon Sep 01, 2014 4:08 pm

...make Rae Rae jealous, but her BROTHER who didn't want to play baseball....
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by Safebyahare » Mon Sep 01, 2014 5:26 pm

..make Rae Rae jealous, but her BROTHER who didn't want to play baseball wanted to play softball but, he had a pee pee not a wee wee so he was out of luck, unless he moved to Azusa Ca with his shim friend.
Boomba the little diva was finally happy to be out of the shadow of her older sister Rae Rae. Boomba,,,,,
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by extiger » Mon Sep 01, 2014 6:34 pm

It turns out Boomba was living a double life as the little sister and the little brother because IT'S parents...
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by pac1012 » Wed Sep 24, 2014 4:44 pm

IT'S parents wanted their child to be holistically relevant, organic, socially adaptable to any new trend, and able to embrace maximum diversity without being forced to consider personal values. When they revealed that his/her real middle name was Kumbyyahhh....
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by pac1012 » Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:17 am

Kumbyahhhhh, ponder the wisdom that has stirred players and parents, to wear protective headgear or not.... Rae Rae declared that....
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by Crabby_Bob » Fri Sep 26, 2014 12:45 pm

Rae Rae declared that she was vegan and ...
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by Safebyahare » Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:19 pm

Crabby_Bob wrote:Rae Rae declared that she was vegan and ...

that vegans don't cage animals, and Rae Rae was a softball animal.
Boomba Kumbyah was a meat lover with a unabrow who understood that protective gear is an insurance policy.
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by SapperSaint12 » Sun Sep 28, 2014 8:00 am

THE GAME... was 0-0 going in to the 24th inning. All of the MAJOR D1 coaches were in attendance, when all of a sudden...
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by pac1012 » Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:09 am

when all of a sudden a D3 coach walked in. Panic ensued. TB coaches and players...
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by 3'sDad » Tue Sep 30, 2014 7:40 am

TB coaches and players ........all asked -" What is a D III? What do you mean no scholarships? You mean I actually have to go to class and earn a degree in 4 years and won't be able to go pro in softball"?

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