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by blue1956 » Fri Aug 29, 2014 12:27 pm

Their parents were so proud. They would let all the other softball moms and dads know that their little DD play 18 gold since 6 grade, and have been offered full rides from several top D1 schools. Their coaches
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by 59Invicta » Fri Aug 29, 2014 12:31 pm

Their coaches promised to make your DD just as good for only $40 per half hour, as long as she committed to twice weekly lessons for the next 4 years.
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by Pale Rider » Fri Aug 29, 2014 12:34 pm

59Invicta wrote:Their coaches promised to make your DD just as good for only $40 per half hour, as long as she committed to twice weekly lessons for the next 4 years.

and buy absolutely every shred of clothing any of them wore...underwear included from the team store. Team store also sold....
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by Cereal Kid » Fri Aug 29, 2014 3:08 pm

Red solo cups for the parents in the outfield.
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by Safebyahare » Fri Aug 29, 2014 4:30 pm

Which was a problem, because this is where Rae Rae's sis Boomba played.
Boomba did not like red solo cups and she did not like
I see further, because I stand on the shoulders of giants
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by jonriv » Fri Aug 29, 2014 5:59 pm

Grain alcohol!!!!!
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by Pale Rider » Fri Aug 29, 2014 6:14 pm

jonriv wrote:Grain alcohol!!!!!

. So even though, to be like her Uncle whose other habits that made him go blind, she used rubbing alcohol. As the they made their way to their 2013 Suburban with 508K miles on it...
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by 59Invicta » Fri Aug 29, 2014 8:00 pm

....they discovered a flat tire. So they limped it to the tire store, only to be told their credit cards were declined due to being maxed out, because of .....
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by jtat32 » Fri Aug 29, 2014 11:32 pm

...cost overruns incurred when they astroturfed their pole-barn the previous spring. Undeterred, the resourceful young lady......
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by extiger » Sat Aug 30, 2014 7:39 am

with her Baiden Axe, carved out a wheel made of rock and used it as a spare, They finally made it to the payday loan store and...
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