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by Safebyahare » Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:13 am

Things you wish you could say at a game, or stupid thoughts.

Who's her batting coach? Helen Keller.
I've seen bigger adjustments from the Obama administration.
She should just turn to blue and say "let's not waste time, just call me out now"
That's blue's good eye side.
Please don't sit by us.
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by Pale Rider » Thu Jul 31, 2014 1:13 pm

"Why yes, that huge ass goofy sombrero looking straw hat looks good on you"
"It is cool for Moms to wear yoga pants...SOMETIMES...dependent on who is wearing them"... :mrgreen:
"Its ok to argue rules when you dont have a clue what the rule is"...
"Yes its Ok to let the deviant adolescent little brother of a player stay with us while you go out and eat...DURING a game"
"yes, HS Ball is very important to Collegiate recruiting"...

I know I am far from perfect...and I sit usually far away from the stands (happily Im sure to my team family)...if I sit at all...and thankfully I base my experiences and post from a lot of years doing this...and am happy to say I base 99% of those on the 10U-14U and HS ball...
It gets noticeably more civilized the older the team is...
...But I wouldn't have missed any of it for the World...
well...one part I would...and that's adult based....
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by ontheblack » Thu Jul 31, 2014 1:38 pm

To that ONE parent: "The Surgeon General has warned that trying to stick your nose that far up the coach's a$$ may be hazardous to your health"

From the 3rd base coaching box to PU: "Hey Blue, really a valiant effort back there, but its clearly time for you to go back to calling Rec ball games"

To the guy with a comment on every play: "please stfu until you learn the game"
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by Safebyahare » Thu Jul 31, 2014 2:06 pm

"Must they bring every extended family member to every game?"
"I believe her base speed is the same as her GPA"
"Thud thud thud thud thud, sorry helicopter dad the pattern is full, thud thud thud thud"
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by guero_gordo » Thu Jul 31, 2014 5:18 pm

Thank you kindly for your input, now go f^ck yourself.
No she didn't almost have that, nor would she have a chance with a butterfly net and a scissor-lift.
We've been on this team for 7 months, I didn't care about your other kid then, and surprisingly, even less now.
I didn't sit way the Hell out here because I wanted to share this experience with you.
Your kid gets huge playing time and unlimited mistakes on the field, what can you possibly have to complain about?
Coach, your tirade has gone on for 3 minute, but they glazed over at 10s, so can we just get on with this?
Would you be offended if I told you I don't care?
There's a reason nobody asked where your husband is today, but thanks for the update.
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by Safebyahare » Thu Jul 31, 2014 7:39 pm

"Good lord they have all been raised on moose milk!"
"Oh yea telling the blue off always works."
"Quit coaching from behind the backstop and let your kid pitch."
"You go in that dugout so much you should put on a jersey."
"Your kid is not going there, so why are you saying it?"
"Dang, she is as big as her dad's mouth."
"Throw strikes, she couldn't hit a beach ball off a tee!"
"Hey coach,,about your daughter."
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by Blender » Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:07 pm

omg! im new to this forum and you guys are spot on....to funny I think im going to like this site
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by Dugout Dad » Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:16 pm

Wish??
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by Pale Rider » Sat Aug 02, 2014 6:36 am

Dugout Dad wrote:Wish??


I see what you did there :D
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by Safebyahare » Sat Aug 02, 2014 9:14 am

Dugout Dad wrote:Wish??

WHAT :o I never muttered things like this.

"I can smell her cleats from here."
"Of course you need a water, because the 12 in the bottom of your bat bag are all empty."
" Wow! I'm so happy all the board members kids made all-stars."
"No one laughed when you swung at that change up."
"I'm surprised the scorekeeper's shortstop kid had a perfect season."
"A rise ball when she's going to butt, no saw that coming."
"It's ok coach, pitch her a fourth game in a row today."
"It's not your fault you dropped that fly ball, and visors don't work."
" You must be on Bourbon Street blue, because that ball was down Main Street."
"I like when you cheer for your team on our side."
"It's a good thing that coach says something between every pitch."
"You should yell louder, we can't hear you from the tailgate."
" I hope the post game meeting goes another 45 minutes."
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