Coach: crap ladies we're in a spot here, aren't we?
Pitcher: yeah coach, I don't know what going on. My drop curves been working all day. But not so much right now.
Coach: yeah I see that.
Catcher: the parents aren't helping.
Coach: when I get back to the dugout I'm gonna try and cool them off.
Catcher: it may be too late. He's already tightened up.
SS: throw some screws and we'll get some outs.
2B: I say we earhole the blue. F that guy. 2 weeks ago he called me out for being out of the box when I know I wasn't.
Coach: I don't think that's a good idea. We could get in trouble.
2B: no we won't. He's showing us how powerful and how much control he has. Don't let the pussies and everyone gets a medal people not here pressure you in to not being a badass. We'll show the blue how much control the person with the ball has. I say shove it!!
3B: WOW
1B: WOW
Coach: I don't...
2B: shut up! Go back to the dugout and sit on your bucket!!
Catcher: WOW
2B: let's do this. Defense on 3....