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by Sam » Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:05 am

His worst lineup could beat the National Team.
Umpires ask him for help.
He takes charged trips to the circle with his mind.
His round robins are square.

He is .......The Most Interesting Man on Heybucket.....
Run your mouth when I'm not around
Its easy to achieve
You cry to weak friends that sympathize
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by MoeFoes » Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:33 pm

When he dives in the outfield he leaves stains in the grass......
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by Fredegar » Sat Jul 20, 2013 2:08 pm

He umps without a mask.
As official scorekeeper, he doesn't use a book.
He belts home runs ... when bunting.
When coaching 3rd, he stands IN the coaching box.
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by guero_gordo » Sat Jul 20, 2013 3:46 pm

His sacrifice bunts have been known to gain an out.
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by rbi » Sat Jul 20, 2013 3:52 pm

When he slides head first into a base he comes up completely clean

When he walks he gets TWO bases

He conducts the pregame meeting at home plate and the umpires dont say a word

When he hits it out of the park (which is often), he doesnt jog the bases, he stays in the box and touches home and walks real slow back to dugout and tips his helmet to the crowd
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by MoeFoes » Sat Jul 20, 2013 4:00 pm

He does group hitting lessons at the Coliseum.....
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by You don't say » Sat Jul 20, 2013 4:09 pm

Tony Rico pays him to wear a Firecracker uniform.
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by anonlooker » Sat Jul 20, 2013 4:13 pm

Tournaments pay him to enter his team.
Don't worry about tomorrow. You did that yesterday.
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by artomatic » Sat Jul 20, 2013 5:02 pm

His daughter's cleats smell like roses.
Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
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by PDad » Sat Jul 20, 2013 5:43 pm

PGF, Surf City and TCS all check with him before posting their schedules.
He has won the lifetime achievement award - twice.
He's the only person that can prove Skarp wrong.

He doesn't always post, but when he does, he prefers HeyBucket.
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